Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Ever wonder why Americans are so obese?
Knowing full well that my beloved Cincinnati Reds are off to a horrendous start (11.5 games behind the Cubs) I haven't checked in very often this baseball season with the official Reds website. But, since I knew the All Star break must be approaching I thought I'd pop in to see what was going on. I discovered for $30 you can now sit in an All you can eat seat. This gives you a really poor seat down the left field line, but allows you to eat all you can of the various delectable items that are proffered at the Great American Ballpark (beer not included). I wonder? How many of those frozen chocolate malts do you think a human being could eat in a nine-inning game? I would love to see a photograph of the clientele that inhabit those seats.

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