Where to go? Where to go?

With the arrival of our American cousins less than 36 hours away, Maurene and I puzzle over where we might take them to give them a flavour of the United Kingdom. Yesterday's Independent offered something that might make an interesting tour. The daily newspaper named the British villages with the rudest names. Yes, all of these are authentic and can be found on most Highway and Ordnance Survey maps. Besides Shitterton we have:

Cockington

Lickey End

Nob End

Thong

Ugley

Pratts Bottom

Lower Swell

Wetwang

Twatt

Balls Green

Penistone

Bitchfield

Tosside

Prickwillow

Crapstone

Bell End (am I missing something?)

Cockenmouth

Spital In The Street

Titlington

Upper Dicker

and Muff

I can see Mark posing by the town signs and taking photos home to show all of his friends and family.