Tank Johnson -Official Team Photograph

Stan Fox imitating Rex Grossman

My take on Super Bowl XLI. . .

Tank Johnson, who should have been in prison instead of at Super Bowl LXI, should have brought his arsenal of weapons, his ammunition, and Pit Bulls to the game with him. That might have helped his teammates stop the onslaught of the Colts.

Why will there be no more Cubs in Chicago? Because all of the Bears got castrated whilst they were in Miami.

The BBC did interviews with Chicagoans and fine folks from Indianapolis in the run-up to Super Bowl LXI. The folks from Indy kept saying how excited they were to make the big game and admitted that prior to the Colts arriving in Indianapolis they had been Bears fans. In other words, most gracious. Not so, the fans from Chicago. Several of the residents of the Windy City made derogatory remarks about the suburban status of the Circle City. They even made fun of the Indianapolis 500, with one person saying that people in Indianapolis never 'got anywhere in life' because they only drove in circles. Well, Chicagoans need to be a bit more informed about the 'Greatest Spectacle in Racing' because Rex Grossman (apt name) did an amazing impersonation of Stan Fox trying to negotiate southwest corner at the speedway.